Contact Us..?

Really, you want to actually communicate with us..? I mean, are you sure? We're a bit odd as a rule, and I can't even guarantee a reply. To be fair, I can't even guarantee anyone will bother to read your message either - but you never know unless you send it I guess. We might shock you with a whimsical, lyrical, waxed reply. Or not. Anyway, this form is supposed to do the business so I guess there's only one way to find out...

Let's Be Clear

This site is, was and never will be official. For anything. We're not even sure it's a real site to be fair. Is it really here. Are you here. If you're not here then do we really exist at all. Does a bear tra-la-la in the woods..?